Mary Wilke: My problem is I'm both attracted and repelled by the male organ. So, you know, it doesn't make for very good relationships with men.

Along Came Polly
Polly Prince: I've been living my life, okay? I've been in good relationships and I've been in shitty ones... and I've moved alot... and I've been happy, and I've been sad... and I've been lonely... and that is what I've been doing. Which is a lot more then I can say for some freak, who thinks he's gonna get the Ebola virus from a bowl of mixed nuts.